The Archives
Are We There Yet?
08.24.10 Another treasured life experience.
The Tropic of Cancer
08.17.10 It's neither hot nor cool to spend the summer here.
On Our Feet
08.03.10 Man, my dogs are barking!
Reality Shopping
07.27.10 It's true!
It Really Works
07.20.10 And I thought rejection was only for writers!
All In Good Sport
07.13.10 It's tough being a committed fan.
A Bucket List Eclipsed
07.06.10 Excuse me, but there a few things I must do before the world ends.
Running With the Top Dogs
06.29.10 We all need to be good at something.
When All Else Fails
06.22.10 A good plumber is hard to find.
Dreaming of Dad
06.15.10 It's nothing to lose sleep over.
A Life Sentence
06.08.10 All it needs is an exclamation point.
The Breast: Exposed!
06.01.10 No, really, this is informative!
The New Jersey Girls
05.25.10 The ladies from the Garden State deserve a makeover.
When Nature Calls
05.18.10 A good scout always returns to the great outdoors.
Tales From the Man Cave
05.11.10 It is a scary place.
A Pain in the Eulogy
04.27.10 There is at least one at every wake.
Not My Fault!
04.20.10 There is no excuse for this column.
Apollo 13.5
04.13.10 Proof that man can overcome any obstacle.
The Jug of Youth
04.06.10 I have every reason to act my age.
Stand Up and Be Counted
03.29.10 What else would I do on April Fools Day?
Huh?
03.23.10 I don't get teenagers, and I should know!
Sleeping With Oscar
03.09.10 I will do anything to win an Academy Award. Even sleep through it.
The Big Something-Oh
03.02.10 It's their birthday. I'll cry if I want to.
The Thrill of Victory
02.23.10 Where would we be without the Agony of Defeat?
iEmbarrassed
02.09.10 What will Apple dream up next?
Who's Who in Super Bowl XLIV
02.02.10 Wow, this is a really complicated game!
Just Like New
01.26.10 That's one big lemon!
People Of Color
01.19.10 Am I or aren't I?
Baby, It's Cold Outside
01.12.10 Even with global warming, winter sucks.
A Loud Winters Nap
01.05.10 I am the only one that can get some sleep around here!
An Animated Christmas
12.22.09 I don't care what your religious beliefs, "tis the season to be jolly!"
A Good Home
12.15.09 Homes go up and homes come down. Just like people.
A Glut of Personality
12.08.09 I have a confession to make. Contact my publicist.
A Beautiful Mind
12.01.09 I have finally met my match. And he is my son.
Music To My Ears
11.24.09 Silence is golden.
Author, Author
11.17.09 I have finally been inspired to write a book!
Mr. Fixit
11.03.09 Somebody get me a hammer.
Night Of The Living Halloween Costume
10.27.09 And you thought Martha Stewart was scary!
Circus Boy
10.20.09 Parents ruin everything!
The Importance Of Being Ernest
10.13.09 If only I could remember my name.
Behind The Soccer Ball
10.06.09 I get to the bottom of poor sportsmanship.
The World Of More
09.29.09 If it's digital, I can't take anymore.
The Eighth Wonder Of The World
09.22.09 Wow, that's a big TV!
Healthcare: Where The Truth Lies
09.15.09 I have entered the healthcare debate. Somebody call me an ambulance!
The Apple Polisher
09.08.09 It's time to suck up to the teachers. They deserve it.
Revenge Of The Body Parts
09.01.09 Now here are some sports headlines I would like to see.
The Dew Point
08.25.09 Relaxing in a lawn chair can be a lot of work.
Our Finest
08.18.09 I am arrested when I enroll my son in police camp.
It's A Beautiful Day
08.11.09 This might be about optimism, but I can't be positive.
Real Promotions Of Genius
08.04.09 A beer summit. Now why didn't I think of that?
The Father Of The Bride
07.28.09 Something sentimental for the overlooked fathers of big occassions.
Men: The Inside Story
07.14.09 I get to the bottom of a simple but misunderstood medical procedure: colonoscopies.
All Michael All The Time
07.07.09 I still can't sing along.
Under My Thumb
06.30.09 Twitter is nothing more than a thumb twister.
A Car In Every Garage
06.16.09 I am making room for detroit in my garage.
You Have Arrived At Your Destination
05.26.09 Now that I have GPS I am lost all the time.
Dial 1-800-HUBBLE
05.19.09 I hope NASA has better luck with repairs than I do.
Star Trek: The Primer
05.12.09 Beaming to a movie theater near you.
Sick of Mayonnaise
05.05.09 Swine flu can really ruin a good party.
Groom's Head Revisited
04.28.09 I take on marriage. My own. I'll let you know how it goes.
Grocery Archipelago
04.14.09 I hate superstores even more than I hate taxes.
Making The Grade
03.31.09 Report cards bring back bad memories. Even when they are good.
Spring Ahead
03.17.09 Losing an hour is no laughing matter.
Faceless In New Jersey
03.03.09 I come face to face with Facebook.
Satellites Happen
02.24.09 How else would I explain the dent in my fender?
Snow Day
02.17.09 The end of the world is near. Grab a TV dinner and watch it live!
Lost And Found
02.03.09 Finding things is a losing proposition in my house.
I Solemnly Swear
01.27.09 Now this is something I would do.
Who knew being a Dad could be so funny?
