The Archives
Santa Proof
12.22.11 Seeing is believing.
Sinking And Swimming
12.08.11 I can do both at the same time.
Fall Of The Patriarch
Thanksgiving, 2011 On Thanksgiving I am taking a back seat at the head of the table.
Power Play
11.10.11 A dark comedy in six acts.
Something To Be Afraid Of
10.27.11 Competition for zombies.
Losing Myself
10.06.11 There is a hole where my whole used to be.
In The Present
09.22.11 In the future I will look here on my birthday.
The King Of The Information Superhighway
09.08.11 I discover the road less traveled.
The Day Away
08.25.11 Maybe if I slept on it . . .
The Key To The Highway
07.28.11 If only I could find it.
Harry Potter and the News of the World
07.14.11 You read it here first!
Like Someone In Love
06.23.11 I couldn't crash a wedding even if I tried.
Digesting The Pyramids
06.09.11 If you are what you eat, then I just had a big helping of confusion!
Girl Scouts Rule
05.26.11 Finally, a club that will accept me!
The New All-Americans
05.05.11 I feel safe now.
Royal Flush
04.28.11 On my anniversary this year I pulled a good hand.
1040 Good Buddy
04.14.11 For our mid-April friends.
Playing The Fool
03.31.11 Just like every other day of the year.
The Spring Of My Discontent
03.24.11 Will winter never end?
Paradise Almost Lost
03.10.11 I need a vacation.
The Wrong Rights
03.03.11 A civics lesson for a fifth grader.
Dressing For Success
02.24.11 If you could only see me now!
Intelligence In Jeopardy
02.17.11 I'll take Humility for $200.
I Pass, Version Six
02.10.11 My solution to the Internet crisis.
We Are The Champions
02.03.11 Somebody has to win the Super Bowl!
Battle Hymn of the Donkey Dad
01.27.11 I have finally found my true calling.
Ascending Order
01.20.11 Now how am I supposed to know who I am?
A Tale of Two Snow Storms
01.13.11 I finally get a snow day.
Unresolved Resolutions
01.06.11 It's New Years and I'm already confused.
A New Jersey Nativity
12.21.10 We three kings of disorient are.
Bad Air Days
12.14.10 I hate flying at Christmas time.
A Strong Woman
11.30.10 It's not Mother's Day, but it is time.
On The Hook
11.23.10 An Off The Wall-eyed view of Thanksgiving.
The Last Laugh
11.16.10 Just because it is part of life doesn't make it any easier.
The Long Run
11.09.10 It's not that far in an automobile.
Election Madness
11.02.10 If you are not angry now, you will be once you read this!
Interview With A Vampire
10.26.10 He only comes out at fright!
Fall Apologies
10.19.10 It's time to rake my mail.
Horsing Around
10.12.10 There is life after Disney.
Long May You Run
10.05.10 It's the end of a driving era. Thank god!
Found In Translation
09.28.10 Living la vida American is muy bueno!
Burn This!
09.14.10 I will go straight to hell.
Waiting To Inhale
09.07.10 It's the day after Labor Day. Time to jump in.
Boy Meets Grill
08.31.10 It's about time!
Are We There Yet?
08.24.10 Another treasured life experience.
The Tropic of Cancer
08.17.10 It's neither hot nor cool to spend the summer here.
On Our Feet
08.03.10 Man, my dogs are barking!
Reality Shopping
07.27.10 It's true!
It Really Works
07.20.10 And I thought rejection was only for writers!
All In Good Sport
07.13.10 It's tough being a committed fan.
A Bucket List Eclipsed
07.06.10 Excuse me, but there a few things I must do before the world ends.
Running With the Top Dogs
06.29.10 We all need to be good at something.
When All Else Fails
06.22.10 A good plumber is hard to find.
Dreaming of Dad
06.15.10 It's nothing to lose sleep over.
A Life Sentence
06.08.10 All it needs is an exclamation point.
The Breast: Exposed!
06.01.10 No, really, this is informative!
The New Jersey Girls
05.25.10 The ladies from the Garden State deserve a makeover.
When Nature Calls
05.18.10 A good scout always returns to the great outdoors.
Tales From the Man Cave
05.11.10 It is a scary place.
A Pain in the Eulogy
04.27.10 There is at least one at every wake.
Not My Fault!
04.20.10 There is no excuse for this column.
Apollo 13.5
04.13.10 Proof that man can overcome any obstacle.
The Jug of Youth
04.06.10 I have every reason to act my age.
Stand Up and Be Counted
03.29.10 What else would I do on April Fools Day?
Huh?
03.23.10 I don't get teenagers, and I should know!
Sleeping With Oscar
03.09.10 I will do anything to win an Academy Award. Even sleep through it.
The Big Something-Oh
03.02.10 It's their birthday. I'll cry if I want to.
The Thrill of Victory
02.23.10 Where would we be without the Agony of Defeat?
iEmbarrassed
02.09.10 What will Apple dream up next?
Who's Who in Super Bowl XLIV
02.02.10 Wow, this is a really complicated game!
Just Like New
01.26.10 That's one big lemon!
People Of Color
01.19.10 Am I or aren't I?
Baby, It's Cold Outside
01.12.10 Even with global warming, winter sucks.
A Loud Winters Nap
01.05.10 I am the only one who can get some sleep around here!
Who knew being a Dad could be so funny?
